Spring Cleaning

Just because it's Spring, I get a bath.
I didn't even get a chance to get really dirty.
I just rolled in some leaf mulch and deer poop.
I didn't smell that bad....eau de deer poop should be
a doggie perfume.

Long and Lazy

Long and lazy describe my brother.
He thinks he is a parakeet, perched on the chair.
I actually taught him that trick.
You get a good view out the window
and you don't have to lift your head.

In a thicket

I know nobody believes that I hunt....but I do.
I am looking for little critters, much littler than I.

Head in the snow

Hunting is hard when there is snow on the ground.
A girl gotta do what a girl gotta do!