Elephant Nose

This is one of the oldest stupid pet tricks in the book.
My folks call it Elephant Nose.
They take a stinky old sock and place it on our heads,
to see how long it takes us to take it off.
You can guess who was first.
Heck, Camo may still have his on, I haven't looked at
him lately.
By the way, we both like stinky socks.

Look like I could do Baywatch

We went on the lake on Sunday.

We had fun all week-end to celebrate Camo's 4 th
birthday. We went kayaking and canoeing on the big
lake.

I partied with Camo

I look like the devil dog and Camo looks sweet.
Pictures can be deceiving.

We went camping in our own backyard on Saturday.
We have 30 acres so our backyard is really big.
We set up the camper and parked it next to the ponds.
We had a campfire and wieners for dinner. (in honor of
Camo the wiener boy)
We are at the table in the camper waiting for our dinner.

Camo had a cake but couldn't eat it

Mom made a a chocolate cake and we couldn't eat it.
Camo snuck a lick of frosting and told me it was very good.
We celebrate his birthday all week-end long.

Time Magazine should have asked me

The current issue of Time Magazine has a cover story about
"What Animals Think".
I could have saved them a lot of time and trouble in
asking scientist what animals think about.

They only had to visit my blog.
I always say what I am thinking and lucky for me,
my mom types it out.
It's a good issue of Time, but I think I would have made
a good cover girl.

Wiener Swine

Now Camo will be a party boy this month.
In honor of his "4th" birthday on the 15th and the
need to have a party theme for my folks summer
"Swine Club" party. Camo is the party invite
for "A Gourmet Wiener Roast"

I have high expectation for this party, because
it means that food will be flowing freely.
I love parties, because they mean tipsy people think
I'm cute and they will feed me the party food.

I also hope that Camo wears the pig nose all party long!

Little Hillbilly

I went to a Hill Billy party last
Saturday and Mom and me were
the only ones that dressed up.
I wore my famous Miss Daisy Mae
hat and denim skirt.
We had a blast, because they had
fried chicken and I got my fill!
Nobody keeps track on how many
people give me treats. That's why
I am such a party girl.